I wish you could order shots online.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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