Non-Jews are for practice
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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