Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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