She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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