Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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