How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
