Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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