I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
should my penis look like a turkey
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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