Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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