What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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