You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
You left your phone here
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