I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
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apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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