do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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