I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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