explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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