Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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