Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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