Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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