I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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