i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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