My room smells like vodka and shame
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
My feet surprised me
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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