The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We just shotgunned beers for America
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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