Can i not drive my cunt home
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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