____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
After last night, I could never be a politician.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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