Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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