Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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