You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Randomize
