Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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