I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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