THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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