susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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