Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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