you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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