I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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