sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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