My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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