windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I pour the whiskey from now on
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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