I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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