Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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