Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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