if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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