So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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