i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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