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say what?
wanna hang out?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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