WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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