I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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