if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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