i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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