this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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