i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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