Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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