She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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