Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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