she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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