Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
i out mim tonsoeep
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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